Total Medals Earned: 1,090 (From 185 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,520 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (55/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/120 points)
Out of the park!
Hoop it up!
Footsport is the best sport.
We have more great games, bro!
Score 100000 broints!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/95 points)
Play the game.
Finish world 1.
Finish world 2
Finish world 3.
Make a level in the level editor.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Finished Level 2
Finished Level 1
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/590 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/100 points)
You played multiplayer!... even if you did just use 2 hands.
You had a score posted!
fill you toilet before the timer runs out!
Get 7000 or more points!
Get 2500 or more points!
Get 10000 or more points!
Get 4000 or more points!